Stop worrying about the other person’s emotions, they’ll be able to handle it! Talk crap about the leaders of industry but make sure to intermix that with legitimate news articles. You’ll not only anger the leaders but you’ll also get the attention of their followers. It’s a guaranteed way to get some traffic and build some buzz about your website!

What’s that you say about all those typos I made in my last article? Guess what? I don’t care. You know why? Because by pumping out tons of mediocre content, I’ll get “visitors” to keep coming to my site. Yes, my numbers in Google Analytics keep going up because I am trying to go after your keywords by developing a content machine. Any of the remaining keywords that I forget about I’ll leave for you as scraps!